Friday, July 17, 2009

Have to Get This Off My Chest

Most of you know that my blog is really just a rant and rave. I do not generally update about the goings on in my life. I can if you want to but I find the other option more of an interesting read.

Below I have a list of apologies that I have come up with recently. Some are through my own experience (work mainly)and others are what I see going on for others. Some are related to people who cannot think outside of themselves. I am even sure some of you can relate to these.

I apologize for getting married and not hanging out with you the next day.
I apologize for allowing a family death to interfere with what was going on in your life.
I apologize for allowing my own health to interfere with your party.
I apologize for family staying over at the house and invading your space and needing somewhere to stay while they watched a loved one die.
I apologize that you are unable to be upset and angry with the people you should really be upset and angry with and are taking it out on me.
I apologize for my insensitivity through life and hope one day I can only be half the person you are and move past things as quick as you can.
I apologize that it took me too long to RSVP to your birthday.
I apologize for being busy and forgetting to do things. I know it must be hard to remember everything that needs to be done and never forget anything. I admire this quality the most about you.
I apologize for being honest. Next time I will beat around the bush and lie about how I feel.
I apologize for getting laid off work and finding it impossible to buy you a gift and wanting to save the embarassment of showing up to a party without one.
I apologize for not being a mind reader and knowing when you need help and support. As well as not being able to read your mind and understand exactly why you are angry.
I apologize for not finding you a doctor to get you medication for your borderline personality disorder.
I apologize for not being there for you enough. I will make an effort to call, text, and email everyday so I do not miss an opportunity to be supportive to you or offer help.
I apologize for not getting over things and I promise not to bring up things that have already been dealt with and be mad about it all over again.
I apologize for wanting to mend a friendship of over ten years now and not in two months when it seem convenient to you. I will leave my
I apologize for not thinking about you all day long and realizing the world revolves around you.
I apologize for how screwed up your life is and take full responsibility for your actions that caused it to be the way it is.


Wow... I feel better now that I have apologized to everyone. :)

3 comments:

Melanie said...

Um...Alisha, you forgot me. :o)

Slobodans said...

I hope I can plagiarize because I can see the potential need for some of these! :)

Higa said...

plagerize away my friend...